I LOVE YOU LESLIE!!!!!!!!!!

I have a new profile picture.

It sucks your testicles.

But if you look closely for an hour.

I quite resemble a monkey.

This made me proud.

And so i uploaded the fucker.

 

The end.

 

 

Oh and, my lips are supposed to be sucking yo ass.

They arent naturally retarded.

...

 

 

The end.

Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random and play! 
Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play!
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from!
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly

 

1. I've got a regular problem so my standard break from life is in order.

    Im having trouble making sentances, im older but i dont feel any smarter.   ^{[Note: I have no hint for this one.]}

 

2. Eat your heart out, on a plastic tray, You don't do what you want, and you'll fade away.  ^{[Note: I have a problem. HMMM. Biggest hint ever. =| ]}

 

3. Watched you bite into the bottle, Watch me kick out the chair. Let you chew up the glass, and laughed as you just hung there.    ^{[Note: bum di dum, angels whom are cut up. Dum dum.]}

 

4. I can’t be around him and I’ve tried, Told him once I liked him but I lied.

    Find some way to make him change his mind,What can I do to be with you.    ^{[Note: This is the shit you have to 'mosh' to.]}

 

5. I want to take the bullet, the one aimed straight for your heart. 
    I want to meet the wolves halfway, and let them tear me apart.    ^{[Note: Becci loves this song. And they ryhme with rice...mhmm.]}

 

6.  "Let me tell you about the safest form of sex! Its when you get super drunk and you have sex with like, 10 people totally unprotected and you're doing intravenous drugs at the same time."

"no, its not true. Ya gotta carry a weapon."    ^{[note: ... ]}

 

7. I'm the one who wants you more than anything,
    You don't feel the same way you made it clear to me,
    But I'll stand my ground and maybe you'll hear what I'm saying,
    After all I've said and all I've done.       ^{[Note: Ya. Im cool. =) ]}

 8. Their anger hurts my ears, been running strong for seven years,
      Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them
      It makes no sense at all.     ^{[Note: This is easy your cucumber.]}

 

9.  Tell my why you look the other way.

     I've been tired of being blind from staring at the sun.

     No cause for celebration tonight.   ^{[rawr rawr <3 - its actually a really good hint if you think about it. ]}

 

10. I really don't think it gets any better than this,
      Vanilla smile and a gorgeous strawberry kiss!
      Birds sing, we swing,
      Clouds drift by and everything is like a dream.   ^{[note: Very nearly favourites.]}

 

 

11. Again I wait for this to change instead, 
      To tear the world in two,
      Another night with her,
      But I'm always wanting you.  ^{[Note: See above + Number 8.]}

 

 

12. I tripped, fell down naked,  I scratched my knees they bled.
      Sew up my eyes, need no more, In our game, there is no score!  ^{[Note: Um. I like Billy...that guy has some Talent. Gosh im a fag.]}

 

13.  To say that you are funny, is like saying that they night sky is black.

       Because the night sky is filled with stars and comets and planets that no-one has seen yet.^{[note: Josh =) ]}

 

14. As life hangs beside me
      I gather all that I can
      You were never one for confrontation
      But now it lies all in your hands  ^{[note: Its to do with some Psychiatric shit.]}

 

  15. You're there sleeping, so desperatly wanting to be in my bed.   ^{[Note: Suzanne - Close as you. Come on! You where never gona get it.]}

 

16. I get knocked down, but i get up again, ya never gona keep me down.  ^{[Note: Becci likes the  name.]}

 

17.  Am I, your fire?
       Your one, desire?
       Yes I know, it's too late.
       But I want it that way.
       Tell me why.....       ^{[Note: Homosexual. ]}
 

18. You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots 
      You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock 
      You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong 
      I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons.    ^{[note: <3 ]}

 

19. I dont care if Mondays black.

      Tuesday, Wednesday heart attack.

      Thursday never looking back.

      Its Friday, im in love.    ^{[Note: Seriously. Look at the last line you dumbass.]}

 

20. Well you're just as I presumed
       A whore in sheep's clothing
       Fucking up all I do  ^{[Note: i'm running out of hints. ]}

 

21. Know how much I want to show you you're the only one.
      Like a bed of roses there's a dozen reasons
      In.This.Gun.    ^{[Note: Im stopping with the hints.]}

 

22. Hey hey little razorblade,
      Girl you're so so serious.
      You're only pretty when you walk away.   ^{[note: back with the hints. Favourite band. Fucking love em.]}

 

23.  So hold in all your aggressions, because your grinding your teeth on down to the bottom of your chin. ^{[Almost favourite song by what was ze favourite band.]}

 

24. I dont wana be the one that settles for the barrel of the gun.

      And we're burnt out, cus all the cool girls are dead.   ^{[Note: See 22]}

 

25. Operator this is urgent, it seems ive used too much detergent,

      My apartments filled with bubbles to the ceiling.

      I've found a needle, now im poppin my way out but just incase i thought it best to share this feeling...   ^{[Note: See 24.]}

 

 

 

Now then:

Becci's happy.
The Josh is coming. And as it will be near her birthday...so she will physically force him to buy her things. Lots of things. And due to the fact that she is physically forcing him, he will get an erection, and as he will have an erection, she will poke lauras eyes out.

She doesnt know why, but it seems pretty fun. And she doesnt want Laura near his erection.

Oh, oh dear.

She's decided she likes the word erection.

Yes.

Erection.

Its a good word.

And and and, she's also happy, cus for their two year, she'll be with him and it'll be sexual intercourse for everyone!

yayzle!

Awwr.

Becci was also feeling good yesterday cus people were worried for her.

This made her feel good, as, the first people she told about her willy-nilly-death situation, they didnt really seemed that concered.

She guesses this helped a little, but also, made her feel unloved. =[

She's not gona die though, so come on, stop crying you pussy.

 

Shes now going to go shower.

She says bye.

xx.

 

I love my Joshoooooarrrr.

Yup.

Rawrbecca + Joshooarrr =

 

I'm feeling the love, so, i thought i'd let you in on it.

You may now go away. Thankyou. Please.

 

So. Please.

How can someone come to the docotor with you, sit there as they tell you its pretty serious and your gona need some fucking operation.

And then as you sit and cry cus its fucking hurting so fucking much tell you your fucking lying.

 

How the fuck is that right.

 

What a fucking wanker.

I hope she curls up, and dies in her fuckin sleep.

 

 

What a cunt.